woolandflax:

My buddy lives in China so when the sun is setting for him, it’s rising for me. So, naturally, I sent him this

dangerousbutterknife:

naamahdarling:

mybigfatgaylife:

only-tiktoks:

Bless her heart.

This seems reasonable and very kind to me. Definitely wish more people cared about the danger noodles.

FINALLY I have an excuse to share this gem of a video!

vergess:

abronzeagegod:

libraford:

katy-l-wood:

synebluetoo:

an-autistic-with-personhood:

guerrillatech:

Why would you hide that in the notes

I want an ice maker and enough room in the freezer for a pizza and that is IT.

I want the dumbest fridge you got. Gimme the orange tabby of refrigeration. I want my fridge to pull the wrong lever and turn my enemies into llamas instead of killing them. I want the following features: keeps things cold, has compartment that keeps things colder, a door that opens and shuts.

“Here at Stupid Jeff’s Dumb Appliance Warehouse we sell the dumbest fucking appliances. Check out this fridge. This fridge won’t ask you about your day, this dumb fucking fridge doesn’t know what an Elon Musk is and won’t fucking tell you what bullshit that dumb monkey is slapping into his phone today when you try to get some fucking milk. We took out all those "smart” electronics and in their place we put a loaded Glock 9mm that is put right up to that light that turns on when you open the door, which is the smartest thing in this fucking stupid fridge and let me tell you that fucker is on thin goddamn ice, if it gets too smart and tries to turn on before you open that door, the Glock will blow it to hell. Speaking of ice, this stupid fridge makes it. It makes ice, it keeps things cold, it comes with shelves. It’s sturdy enough that when your ex comes back to your place looking for their stuff that they think they left behind like nine months ago and they know that you don’t have it, but they wanted an excuse to come start a fight with you and throw a chair at your head but miss you and hit your fridge MICHAEL, this fridge will keep trucking because it gives zero shits and it only lives to keep things cold. Come to Stupid Jeff’s Dumb Appliance Warehouse, if you ask us if we have an app, we break your kneecaps.“

/raises hand

This will sound very silly, but you want a camping store. One catered to RV campers, not hikers.

You want camping appliances.

For example, a camping fridge is one designed to run off DC rather than AC electricity. What that means: you can plug them directly into a solar panel and off they go.

They have no bells, no whistles, but they get cold as fuck with little effort and they’re so simple that you can do all the repairs yourself. Often, the camp store guy will just tell you what panel to remove over the phone and all the wires are clearly labelled for easy replacement because it’s designed to go in an off-road vehicle, so extensive damage and repair is expected.

You can also sometimes find propane powered fridges, but I find them unreliable.

Um.

I like this one.

SunStar ST-15CF 15 cu. ft. 12V / 24V DC Solar Chest Refrigerator or Freezer

SunStar ST-15CF 15 cu. ft. 12V / 24V DC Solar Chest Freezer

Ben's Discount Supply

Good luck!

naamahdarling:

strawberryjellystuff:

sandersstudies:

My favorite part is when the kitty runs to the window and looks out like “the outside stuff????? It is inside?????”

i

i had to

Y’all this is a great video to study to observe the body language of a very happy but also very excited cat.  Lots of people see videos of excited cats doing things like climb rock climbing walls or get on small boats and think they are angry or scared, when they aren’t.  Here’s a good example of happy excitement and tension in a cat where the cat’s pleasure is easy to see.  The cat’s tail is lashing and its ears are going backward and forward like crazy, but the cat is not angry, it is merely off its shits because snow is just incredible.  This is a wildly playful cat which might play-attack a hand or other animal because it is so excited, but not out of anger.  Note the zoomies at the end to burn off some of that energy!

Think about it. When we humans do something fun and very physical, our bodies are often tense, at the ready, and a lot of our body language does look kind of aggressive or even scared. Cats are the same!  Animals at play or investigating new things often show some tension, but tension is not the same as anger or fear!

jrrtolkiens:

not to go all cringe on main but fictional characters have genuinely helped me through some of the worst shit in my life n i’ll forever be grateful to fiction for giving me comfort when i’ve needed it most

escaping-amish:

I love how he finds the words to describe the concepts that float around my head daily ❤️❤️❤️❤️ love him!

hjartasalt:

psyduckery:

hjartasalt:

I have exactly one thing to say about shoplifting from large chains and it’s this: if you’re gonna do it then please take the whole product

Just take the whole pack, please.

This is the worst thing I’ve seen in my entire life

katisconfused:

radracer:

Gradually getting more bland and cookie cutter

Shoutout to whoever picked a golf to use for this infograph, because it’s probably an intentional reference to the “Harlequin” golf, which as you can see by comparing the modle to the infograph, is unfortunately a relic of the time when colors were winning.

delishdessert:

penandinkprincess:

penandinkprincess:

listen i know each actor brings their own spice to a role, but i just can’t take timothee chalamet’s wonka seriously 

where is the madness behind his eyes??? the malice??? the complete disregard for the laws of mankind and decency???

this man makes me fear that i’ll be shoved into a taffy machine at the slightest provocation 

as! he! should!

I’m not gonna let this gem of a tag on this post go unnoticed.

kittydesade:

isawiitch:

ok NOW we can all freak out marvel vfx workers voted to unionize

article here